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WEll you could Wrestle a bear, Eat some Maple syrup and waffles and you better rent an igloo cuz it snows ALL THE TIME here :P
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Don't go to Niagara falls, unless you go for the attractions located in the area.
It's cold in summer. >_<
Just disguise urself as a canadian using these 2 tips
1: When u have to go pee, ask where the WASHROOMS are, not the restrooms (no one in canada calls them restrooms)
2: Look up what a poutine is and order it (its really good XD)
Honestly, nothing about poutine looks appetizing, but ill give it a shot.
Don't swim in the tar ponds.
israel has milks in bags too xD we rule? :>
Isreal, FUCK YEAH!
We in Ontario know how not nice Montrealers are. Careful when you walk on the road, don't use the crosswalks or you'll look like a tourist. Order a poutine if you like, it is like Canada's almost national food or smthn, and don't say eh or impersonate what you think to be Canadian accents ever. Also don't assume everyone likes hockey...
What else... don't really know. Have fun, Montreal drivers are dangerous ppl tho.
1. Enjoy our food, and don't get confused by the fact that we sometimes have different names for the same thing.
2. Do not mention canadian sterotypes. But feel free to complain about the weather, everyone does.
3. Be ready to switch from English to Frence and back again at a moments notice, we use both.
4. Have fun, there is alot to do here, especially if you like sports.
Awesomegrounds?
As in the already existing satire by Ashford Pride, Awesome Grounds?
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/411982">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /411982</a>
The fact that that movie exists, will run your parody to the ground.
Sorry to ruin your day.
The difference is that:
1. Mine is one word.
2. The voice acting was done by TomaMoto
3. It will look like this: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/vie w/laughingtomato/wade-awesome
In Soviet Canada, trees make syrup out of you!
Trust me, I know Poutines don't look appetizing, but they're not that bad. Well, I suppose it really depends on your personal preference, but I like them. :]
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay in Montreal!
well if your going to be in montreal order a Montreal Smoked meat sandooch (canadian for sandwich) with a poutine on the side. if you were old enough to drink beer youd pretty much earn your canadianman hood with that meal. also, go to a moxies. good lookin chiiiicks.
we really do say eh, just not in the way americans think. someone will undoubtedly say "poutines not bad eh?"
bring a cross and when they look at you, for the love of all that is holy, dont utter flapjacks
If you are going to Montreal, you REALLY have to get yourself some poutine. The idea of it sounds nasty and everything. But it is actually amazingly delicious.
uh, dude.. I have lived in Canada my whole life and I still don't know what a "poutine" is...
O_o?
I'm a French-Canadian living in Montreal so I guess I can help you.
If you stay in Montreal, you'll have no problem speaking in English (there's a lot of people living there who don't speak french). Just speak normally, they'll have no problem understanding you.
About the poutine, yes, it's awesome. I don't know if you ever saw one (french fries with sauce and cheese), but you just gotta try.
If you have the chance, go visit Quebec City (2h30 of car from MTL) it's really awesome. It's like a european town in Canada.
Have fun!
Bon séjour!
It depends where you're going!
BC: a lot of pot smokers, good mountain view, ocean beaches. Bring your rolling papers, a rain jacket, a camera, and your swim suit.
Alb: Mountains, low sails tax, and cowboys. Bring your camera, and your wallet.
Sask: ...Flat. Don't bring your hiking boots.
Man: Boring. There's nothing to do in Manitoba. Bring your video games and a book.
Ont: In the North, bring a jacket and a book. In the south, your camera, arrogance, and a tour guide.
Que: French... Montreal would be your best bet if you can't speak French, otherwise, bring your fake ID, and drink yourself half to death.
NB: Bring your swim trunks, the water is fine. Don't pernounce their capitol city incorrectly.
PEI: It's a little island, take a drive around.
NS: More oppertunity to swim. Lots of old people, though.
NFL: Newfies! Go into the pub, don't call them newfs, and try to understand their accent. Lots of laughs.
I'll not go into the Territories. It's too cold and boring.
In general, we're good accepting people. A little anxiety between the French and English, though. Just try not to be too loud or brash.
DeathBlade869
if your going to montreal your gonna wanna learn french just a bit other than that watch out for meter maids and have a good time