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Ben Hyams @Elroy

Age 32, Male

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Joined on 8/4/08

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Donut 2009-11-25 00:25:42

BEOWULF

eyedust 2009-11-25 01:04:52

beowulf is right :D

AMTRAX91 2009-11-25 03:00:05

I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! DOES ANYONE ELSE LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE?! SHE'S GOT ENORMOUS LIPS!

Elroy 2009-11-25 03:00:05

that movie was terrible

Notcrud 2009-11-25 08:20:54

I am Beowulf! Naked dry humper of monsters,step-dad to Grendal who I dry humped,fucker of Angelina Jolie.This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Elroy 2009-11-25 08:20:54

read the book. that whole grendals mom fucks beowulf thing doesn't happen.

SpamClamberton 2009-11-25 08:21:19

Ah, Beowulf. The earliest significant body of english literature known to man.
At first I thought the movie was unfaithful to the poem, until I read through the original manuscript and found the line:
"Doth Gratunn Holfen Angelina-Jolie-takes-all-her-clothes-
off don robbeth grapun schmit".

Elroy 2009-11-25 08:21:19

oh those crazy norse poets

white-darkness1 2009-11-25 11:48:52

*Grendel

TheHockerMan 2009-11-25 22:18:04

fuck beowulf the movie not the kick ass story thing

deathhold333 2009-11-25 23:48:29

Hansedora

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