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Ben Hyams
@Elroy
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In Canada, everyone has really HUGE tits. Even the men, it's the cool thing to have bro.
be polite were all realnice... aslong as u have some bacon....
play hockey, use Zed instead of Ziiiiiiiii, and ridicule everyone who lives in Toronto.
Also, doesnt awesomegrounds already exist?
Visit British Columbia. I hear its really nice. And don't say "Ey" ... Thats stereotypical, only some people say it. Btw, we do have better women. Btw, you can look them in the eye. We are nice.
Don't mention any Canadian stereotypes. That's pretty much it. xD
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which part of canada are you going ?
2. don't toke up in public , marjuana (regretably) is still illegal here, however if you look around you can buy some good stuff without much fuss.
3.american money is worth about 20 percent more here, so basicly everything you buy is at 20 percent discount (asuming your from the u.s.).
4. you may encounter "america haters" if you do ignore them, there douchebags.
5. have a good time, and good luck on your trip.
1. Montreal
2. I don't smoke anyway :)
3. My plan for Canadian finances was to blow my last $6 on lotto tickets and see if it got me anywhere. This is based off of past experience (when I was ten I won $20 from a Canadian lotto card).
4. They have Al Qaeda members in Canada (Im kidding Im kidding).
5. Thanks.
were harmless dont worry just be a happy person all will be fine. Also what part of Canada are u going?
Montreal
Just obey your Canadian overloards, and everything will be fine! lol jk, like most people said Canada is a nice place, and canadians are nice people. I don't know where your actually going, but there are lots of good places to go, although, If you want alot of history, as well as lots of fun, visit montreal and quebec city! My class just went on a trip there at the end of the year, and it was great! Hope you have fun here in cnada!!
Eat a poutine.
Learn French and go to Quebec.
Been to Montreal a few times. Some guys are dicks. Just remember to fill up any parking meter you happen to park infront of, their meter-reader cops are VICIOUS my friend. Not too bad in Ontario though!
Thanks for the meter advice, i'll fill in my dad.
Yeah, tim horton's sucks balls, and it's every where.
say EH to everyone you meet! Because we dont say it as much as you'd think.
Canadians are the devil.
you should of said that your going to Montreal in your post because Quebec is completly diffrent then the rest of Canada.... hmmm some tips eh, these should help:
1. G.P.S's and right turns on a red light are a-legal. (but not in the rest of Canada)
2. Canadians are just like americans just alot nicer :3 (meaning complete strangers will say hello and talk to you for no reason)
3. but French-Canadians are wired as fuck! (but still nice)
4. almost every one in Quebec speaks french and english (even more in Montreal) so no worries you don't need to learn any french.
5. make sure to bring a sweater, it's getting cold early this summer.
6. seriously French-Canadians are fucked in the head!!!
7. Canada's is awesome hope you like it!
For the love of God, Canadians don't have accents!
Only French-Canandians, and Newfies have accents!
NOBODY says aboot instead of a about.
You'll learn for yourself, then tell your friends, and the world will be a little bit more informed
;)
BC BUD BC BUD WOOOOOOOO
yeah........
people live in canadia??!?!!?!1
=O
Nabouabo
Enjoy the milk in bags! Greatest part about this country, fuck free health care, WE HAVE MOTHERFUCKING MILK IN BAGS BITCHES!
Elroy
sweet